Que Sera Sara?

Have you ever had one of these? I have never heard of one, but I can think of no better description.

Last night I was a ballroom dinner fundraiser: big city skyline, people dropping ten of thousands in donations, hotel wedding food.

While my conversation stayed sparkling rather than slurred — I am much better at not drinking too much free weekday wine in my 30s — I have certainly lost my tolerance for 4-inch patent-leather nude heels. My tootsies are hungover as fuck.